Two Spartan Races, 45 Obstacles, and One Watch Convinced its Owner Had Died

Two Spartan Races, 45 Obstacles, and One Watch Convinced its Owner Had Died

There is a moment in every endurance event where the body sends a clear message to the brain. For Hannah at Werribee this past weekend, that message arrived by push notification, and it was addressed to her husband.

Hannah and Jeremy backed up two Spartan races in a single day for the first time ever, on the theory that 20 obstacles is fine, but 45 is better. The pair ran the 5km "Sprint" and the 10km "Super", which is roughly a full working day of running, climbing, carrying, and voluntarily crawling under things.

The watch that cried wolf

At one point in each race, Hannah's Garmin decided she was in cardiac arrest and fired off an emergency alert to her emergency contact. Her emergency contact is Jeremy. Jeremy was elsewhere on the course, most of the way up a rope.

So the alert did what alerts do: it landed, it was seen, and it was completely impossible to act on. Two races, two death notices, two very much alive people. Nothing was flatlining except the watch's faith in its owner.

The results the watch failed to predict

Hannah finished the day with her first ever podium in the elite category: third in the elite national series 5km Sprint, followed by first in the Age Group category in the 10km Super. She entered elite in one of the two races rather than both, which she now describes as a decision to revisit.

Five things that happened between the start line and the finish line

The spear throw remains undefeated. Hannah missed by 10cm in the first race and 5cm in the second, her closest attempts to date, and collected 30 burpees each time regardless. Spartan does not award marks for proximity.

Olympus fell. Her long-running nemesis obstacle took about 10 minutes to cross, over a distance of less than 10 metres, while roughly 15 people passed her. She got across it anyway, which is the only statistic that appears in the results.

She made a friend in the penalty loop. Hannah and her nearest rival spent the final loop of the 10km admiring each other's running and obstacle technique, right up to the moment they worked out that Hannah still had burpees owing and her new friend did not. They parted on excellent terms: "enjoy your burpees", "enjoy the finish line".

Race nutrition was observed. Sugar buns for breakfast, which we are choosing to read as a carefully periodised carbohydrate strategy.

A future problem was created. In a haze of post-race delirium, Hannah and Jeremy signed up for the Spartan "Beast" at Glenworth Valley in March 2027, a half marathon with 30 obstacles. Future Hannah has been notified and is reportedly furious.

Does any of this transfer to the day job?

Hannah's own verdict is that the weekend taught her nothing whatsoever about B2B sales, and we are inclined to leave that verdict standing rather than force a metaphor onto a spear throw.

What it does say something about is temperament. Third Hemisphere is run by two people who chose to spend their Saturday doing a hard thing twice, kept going through the obstacle that had beaten them before, and then committed to something harder before the adrenaline wore off. Clients tend to notice that pattern in the work as well.

Thanks as always to the Spartan Race Oceania crew for another stellar weekend. AROO.

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